The South London Review of Hand Dryers returns, with what I am contractually obliged to say is the latest and greatest issue!


It's been almost 2 years since the last release but I can assure you it's been worth the wait.


We've bumped up the size to A4 (wow)

We've added an extra 2 pages of content (wow)

And we're throwing in a BRAND.NEW.STICKER (omg wow).


But wtf's even inside the zine ffs omg?


Well, we've got:

Fabulous Illustrations by @hannahrobinson

An illuminating interview with photographer @samuelryde.

A hallucinogenic short story by @lightning_bleepbloop.

Artwork by @shrubhabits.

A tell-all (but also nothing) letter from Bernard Millstone-Grit.

Fake adverts, real drama, and, of course, reviews of South London hand dryers.


28 pages printed on recycled silk/uncoated paper.


10% of profits being donated to DEC Ukraine Humanitarian Appeal


£6 +p&p.